tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post4654352016782569198..comments2023-09-29T06:16:34.827-05:00Comments on PoodleDoc: I'm Buying the Cubspoodledochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08288348572641003517noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-65647132549160110842007-10-09T20:52:00.000-05:002007-10-09T20:52:00.000-05:00I like the Hawaii idea. I was thinking the Maui M...I like the Hawaii idea. I was thinking the Maui Monsters or the Honolulu Hammers. The drink idea is good, too. I don't think the cheerleaders are necessary. Perhaps people dressed as pineapples and coconuts, having a race. This would be sort of like the brat and sausage race at the Brewers park....<BR/><BR/>Ed, you seem to have a natural flair for these kind of things. Have you ever thought of becoming a sporting promoter guru?poodledochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08288348572641003517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-78403853205898947772007-10-09T15:49:00.000-05:002007-10-09T15:49:00.000-05:00Or maybe Hawaii. They don't have a team there, yet...Or maybe Hawaii. They don't have a team there, yet. We'll have to change the name to one of those trendy names that make you go "huh?" How about the Hawaii Lava? And plastic beer cups shaped like pineapples. Tiki huts for the dugouts. Major League Baseball is sorely lacking in the cheerleader department, too. I can see cheerleaders in mini grass skirts, nothing above the waste but one of those flower necklaces (a lei?) strategically glued down so they don't become indecent while jumping around (like Brooke Shields' hair in "Blue Lagoon.") After all, this is family entertainment.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04936679109203808216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-70460315056325249482007-10-08T22:42:00.000-05:002007-10-08T22:42:00.000-05:00I knew you were the man to help me build a dynasty...I knew you were the man to help me build a dynasty....poodledochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08288348572641003517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-38682336935062495212007-10-08T22:34:00.000-05:002007-10-08T22:34:00.000-05:00That would be enough to make a Cubs fan out of me....That would be enough to make a Cubs fan out of me. Count me in. Let's see, first, we'll move the team to Gary, Indiana and change the name (the Gary Gastropods?), with a new logo, new colors (how about puce and chartreuse? They even rhyme!), tax-payer-financed stadium, luxury boxes, corporate sponsorships... and the trades! Free agency! And of course, a .5% sales tax hike will be necessary. Seat licenses! Merchandise! I can hardly wait!Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04936679109203808216noreply@blogger.com