tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post7894568457837569571..comments2023-09-29T06:16:34.827-05:00Comments on PoodleDoc: The New Job: Or Why I Haven't Posted Latelypoodledochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08288348572641003517noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-6205961392611889462007-03-05T22:31:00.000-06:002007-03-05T22:31:00.000-06:00Actually, I've often thought you'd be great on Jeo...Actually, I've often thought you'd be great on Jeopardy. I think they should combine the Newlywed Game and Jeopardy or the Oldlywed Game and Jeopardy. I think you and Ed could team up! Cool. Corgis for $500.....poodledochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08288348572641003517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-91294649770219970022007-03-03T23:11:00.000-06:002007-03-03T23:11:00.000-06:00Too bad they don't have Esoteric Knowledge Bees. O...Too bad they don't have Esoteric Knowledge Bees. Oh, I guess they do. It's called Jeopardy.<BR/><BR/>Medical Professionals for $1000: This ungulate put on his coat and went out to make some calls ...<BR/><BR/>Buzzzzz!<BR/><BR/>I have it, Alex! Who is Dr. Goat?Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14333782408387579016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-72884054673710208512007-03-02T20:17:00.000-06:002007-03-02T20:17:00.000-06:00I love the eyeball poem. Can I publish it on my b...I love the eyeball poem. Can I publish it on my blog? Any person who can memorize the eyeball poem, Dr Goat and a Visit from St Nicholas should be on Jeopardy! NO, JUST KIDDING!poodledochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08288348572641003517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-85893974609816709632007-03-02T17:33:00.000-06:002007-03-02T17:33:00.000-06:00And if you're really nice to me, I'll recite "The ...And if you're really nice to me, I'll recite "The Dogs They Gave A Party" for you sometime!Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14333782408387579016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-969426720482301262007-03-02T17:32:00.000-06:002007-03-02T17:32:00.000-06:00A Whitman's Sampler of eyeballs??? Eeeeuuuwww!OK, ...A Whitman's Sampler of eyeballs??? Eeeeuuuwww!<BR/><BR/>OK, time for the poem, as promised:<BR/><BR/>I'll eat my eyes for breakfast<BR/>I might like the way they taste<BR/>I'll pluck them from their sockets<BR/>And beat them to a paste<BR/>I'll mix them up with mayonnaise<BR/>Some excrement and hollandaise<BR/>And serve them up as canapés<BR/>I might give you the recipe<BR/>We ought to make a deal<BR/>I'm sure that you would like it --<BR/>It's a visionary meal<BR/><BR/>(I think that appeared in some underground comic that my older brother read back in the late sixties. Can you believe that I committed it to memory ... along with the text of Dr. Goat and A Visit from Saint Nicholas!)Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14333782408387579016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-73408802734029779752007-03-01T07:11:00.000-06:002007-03-01T07:11:00.000-06:00No, the formaldehyde kills all the "bugs" except p...No, the formaldehyde kills all the "bugs" except prions......if it went into my eye, that would really sting.....of course, the eyes that are filled with tumor don't have any fluid left to squirt, but they are "disgustinly cool"......poodledochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08288348572641003517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510706114690492409.post-15752737374434994602007-02-28T23:47:00.000-06:002007-02-28T23:47:00.000-06:00what happens if an eye squirts you in the face? do...what happens if an eye squirts you in the face? do you get an eye infection on your cheek?TwistedEarthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03421225021901715313noreply@blogger.com