My response to the President's "Speech", part 2

The day after the president's latest war cry, I was out at the dog park doing the usual morning circuit with Duke, my Standard Poodle. I couldn't help notice a lot of extra dog poop scattered about. As I got closer to one of the piles, I realized it was a fragment of the "speech" from the night before. So, I and some others picked up what we could and put it where it belonged, in the cans marked "Dog Waste Here".