John McCain's Illegiitimate son revealed

Enterprising reporter that I am, I've dredged up some shcoking information about John McCain's past. I hate to break it to you folks, but he's not what he has trouble pretending to be. To some, this may seem unblievable. To others it's a perverted blend of fact and fiction. But isn't that what politics is all about?

Now to the heart of the matter. Mr McCain's son from a previous affair (not the current one) is....Draco Malfoy!

Mr McCain grew up, not as a McCain but as a Dursley, as this startling photo reveals, McCain is not his real name. In fact, he grew up with the Dursleys, and was called Dudley.

McCain makes a lot out of his POW experiences, all that harsh interrogation and stuff. It has come to my attention that Severus Snape, former Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was busy putting McCain under the Imperious curse.

It's a forbidden curse, but those Republicans will stop at nothing. The Imperious curse allows the perosn who casts it to control the actions of important people. McCain is obviously under this curse: hundred years of war, no chld develpment plans, doesn't even know where Africa is on the map. I could go on, but I would quicly bore even the most loyal of my readers. All I can say is beware! John McCain, fact or fiction.